Janet Basilone, proper noun

1. skilled communicator; crackerjack wordsmith in a sea of mediocre inkslingers;

2. writer of pitch-perfect text informed by 19 years of freelancing for a diverse range of clients;

3. versatile in the extreme, e.g., business minded, creative, insightful;

4. straight talker, i.e., will push back on occasion;

5. someone who winces at the [common] misuse of language;

6. M.B.A., New York University Stern School of Business; former NYU marketing adjunct;

7. Mad about Romance languages, modern dance, Asian food, bicycling, unsalted potato chips